A bit of web design whimsy

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Q. How many web designers does it take to change a light bulb? A. I think the issue is not so much the light bulb in this case, but the relationship between the light bulb and the ceiling around it. If we were to introduce a light bulb at this stage, we would have to consider the knock on effect that would have on the room in general. it may seem like a small addition, but in reality it would require a considerable amount of subtle work to be carried out on the entire room. I’m not saying we couldn’t change the bulb, but it’s best to establish a baseline for this at an early stage.
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THE JOYS OF WEB DESIGN  #1

Q. How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Does it HAVE to be a light bulb?
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Make the logo BIGGER song

Caution: contains mildly strong language

Q. How many web designers does it take to chane a light bulb? A. I’m not changing anything
- p. s. Just joking right  :o)

The life of a web designer summed up…

Mac users swear by their computers…
Windows users swear AT their computers.
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